Mr Newbold has decided to barricade his house to fend off Mrs Featherstone. Granville is sure he wouldn't be so keen to avoid her if he knew all about her hidden exotic past and he's not going to let the fact that she doesn't have a hidden exotic past get in his way.
Meanwhile a lycra-clad Eric and Cyril are pushing the envelope of masculinity on their new tandem; Mavis takes Granville up on his offer of a tour of his Victorian cheese slicer collection and Leroy is trying to make the most of having to dress up as a banana for business reasons.
